I don't take taxis often but when I do I always chat up the driver. For an introvert this is pretty unusual. I do this because they are a wealth of local information and they usually have something interesting or hilarious to say. I also remember my Dad doing this a child and being kind of uncomfortable with it but he always found out uncommon things. I guess I picked it up along the way. These short interactions serve as amusement and little open moments in time when you and the taxi driver seem to speak freely. I have decided to catalog some of these and share. If you don't chat up taxi drivers, you should, you never know what you might find out.
Route - Chiang Mai Airport (Northern Thailand) to SpicyThai Backpacker Hostel
Duration - Approximately 15-20 minutes
This trip was rare because I had a female driver. In the States or at least places I frequent, you rarely see female taxi drivers. This one in particular was happy to chat. Her taxi was very nice, an SUV type, I assume this is because she works at the airport and is always carrying luggage.
I started with a standard spate of questions (even though I knew the answers to some) to get the conversation started and also to signal to her that I was willing to chat. How has the weather been? Is this the high tourist season? What do you recommend I do? Where is the best market in town? Things of that nature. And from there she just started to share...
Her most interesting recommendation was to hire (rent) a bicycle. She specifically clarified that she was talking about a bicycle because motor bikes are so common here.
Driver: "Chinese people love to hire bikes." I said, "Really, why is that?"
D: "I don't know, they just do."
Me: "Perhaps they ride bicycles a lot in their own country and like to do the same abroad. It is what they are comfortable with.
D: "Maybe but they are not good at it."
"I'm sorry, what?"
D: "They are not good at it. They are always going into traffic...and they wear skirts."
"They wear skirts while bike riding? "
D: "Yes. One time I was driving through town and a woman's skirt got stuck in her chain and the bike FELL OVER."
"No, you are having a go at me..."
D: "No, I saw it, she just fell over into the street. (uses hand motion to indicate an elaborate falling over of the bicycle)
I laughed at the picture in my head but also realized how ridiculously dangerous this was and how easily she could have been run over in traffic here.
"Was she alright?"
D: "Yes but slightly injured. See there! Two Chinese on bicycles, but they are smart they are wearing trousers."
Me: Looking all around the spot the people she pointed out.
D: "Yes, you should hire a bike but wear trousers."